an open book


this is painfully accurate.


i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill


Look at me, I have the audacity to be fat and happy and loved!

Lol look at me glorifying obesity by simply existing and being okay with my existence!

Look out world! Hide your kids! I am dangerous!

  • "Hi, we're your roommates. I'm Sassy, that's Pouty, and this is Suicidey."
  • "I got a bad feeling about Suicidey."

  -  26 July
"We all have an old knot in the heart we wish to untie."


my nine year old cousin is always like “why are you making jokes all the time” and i’m just like “it’s a coping mechanism because i’m not emotionally stable enough to deal with the hard realities of human existence now go watch ratatouille”

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